Wholesale Americana

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3 Minutes 01:20
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when i was a kid at thanksgiving my parents would sit at the big table with all the other adults and they would talk about grown-up stuff while me and my brother sat at the kiddie table playing with our crayons while the grown-ups made big decisions all about the world we didn't know secrets they don't want to show just give us toys to pacify and whisper in the shadows (you don't need to know) (just leave everything to us) but now i'm old and my vote counts cuz i have kids and own a house so why is it that in this country nothing ever changes? cuz it doesn't really matter who'll win or lose it doesn't really matter who you choose when you fill out that ballot look in your hand it's a crayon COMMUNITY PUPPET SHOW! better hurry up & cast your vote COMMUNITY PUPPET SHOW! democracy is the way to go COMMUNITY PUPPET SHOW! it's marionettes for the right and left while corporate america decides what's best the system is a raging success i certainly think so don't you?
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Revelations 01:25
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CAPWN 05:17
got a letter from the ministry of debt telling me how much i owe and that i need to see the high priest to discuss my lifetime payment plan, interest options, and my student loans he ties me up and tells me "you're in it now, boy...and there's no escape." i say there must be some way he just laughs right in my face (ever notice the way human blood tastes just like spare change?) i say, wait a minute this is all a big mistake cuz i was promised a bright future if i always made straight a's he says "don't you know?" "that's the way the game is played, the way you're made into our slave and one day you have kids and they will take your place." he ties me up and tells me "you're in it now, boy...and there's no escape." i say there must be some way he just laughs right in my face (ever notice the way human blood tastes just like spare change?) try to make it on your own and you will wake up al capone
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i think you're where everything went wrong we were fine before you came along back then this was a holy land now people pray with their wallets not their hands all you do is bring people down we'd be better off if you weren't around i used to hate all you stood for but now i see the truth and i see that the problem is with you, so i believe in god but i don't believe in you jesus christ i think they made you up just to make it real had to make it more than something they just feel so they made you god's son and they made you do tricks and they back it up with facts that prove you exist but i'm no fool i know about you you're nothing more than a metaphor people cry cause you're perfect, and they're not but i know the truth and the truth is that you're not god, so i believe in god but i don't believe in you jesus christ
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Das Kapital 03:32
drove the disposal truck again today dumping chemicals out into the bay and no one seems to wonder what will happen no one seems to care if you bury your secrets deep enough they go away won't they? won't they? somewhere, a child hears a droning sound something is moving underneath the ground politician executes a dissident buries the body underneath cement and no one seems to wonder what will happen no one seems to care if you bury your secrets deep enough they go away won't they? won't they? somewhere, a child hears a droning sound something is moving underneath the ground drove the disposal truck again today dumping chemicals out into the bay
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back to the front lines hands up, don't shoot soundbites & headlines pack up the RV, head to MO winnebago warrior home home home on the range i gotta get there before everyone else cuz you know i wanna burn down a taco bell i am lord humongous for 500 miles slaughtering pedestrians and small animals haha the police are in full riot gear it already looks like a warzone here the city is full of hate and fear and i haven't had this much fun in years cars are on fire and the windows shatter the innocent are beaten but it doesn't matter this kinda thing don't happen everyday when i think about it it's kind of a shame hashtag activist don't need a cause i just need a list cities to burn places to loot and all of these throats underneath my boot another black child is dead, and i thank god for it i thank god for another excuse to destroy, kill, & steal with impunity i thank god for another vulgar display of human ugliness disguised as civil unrest i thank god for the filthy project-niggers that brought it on themselves i thank god for the racist pig cops that couldn't wait to fire the first shot i thank god for this hideous country where hatred flows underground like a river where no one gets to be free and i can't wait till i get back to the front line back to the front line
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On The Beach 03:23
on the beach gonna go down on the beach get outta this town grab my girl & take her down to the beach on the beach gonna hang out on the beach we'll have a cookout seems like everyone's headed down to the beach can't blame 'em what else you gonna do? the sky opened up and there's poison in all the food and all the animals died when the sky turned white and my girl and I held hands till she stopped breathing breathing i wrapped her up in her favorite blanket we're going to the beach got a picnic basket it's full of canned food to eat and now i'm here with all the others the few of us left they're carrying blankets and everything smells like death some of them dance some of them cry some of them say that we have nowhere to hide judgement cometh and that right soon the sky so dark that you can't even see the moon now i'm in the water and i'll soon be dead the beach is on fire and the ocean is turning red

about

TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING

ELLIS ISLAND - they got this big-ass statue that says GIVE US YOUR HUNGRY, YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR - THIS MACHINE NEEDS FOOD.
are you DRIVEN? are you AMBITIOUS? do you have a desire to MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF?
take it somewhere else, asshole - none of that means shit here.
this place, only thing that matters is
HOW WELL DO YOU SELL, MOTHERFUCKER?
make money and we'll forgive anything.
RAPISTS, KILLERS, THIEVES,
every million they got in the bank, we ABSOLVE THEIR SINS.
you know what the logical extension of business is?
MURDER.
forbes says the profession that attracts the most psychopaths is CEO.
the right-wing republicans and libertarians want MORE GUNS, LESS GOVERNMENT - let humanity govern itself, They Say.
do you feel SAFE? do you believe in the GOOD OF ALL PEOPLE?
What, do you suppose, are the politics of PURE EVIL?
they say LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT - and yet, show me a working-class guy that can even AFFORD TO LEAVE THIS PLACE.
forgive my cynicism. i'm tired, & i'm fed up, & i don't want to live in this evil, poisonous country anymore. "love it or leave it" - i'll tell you something, asshole. if i can ever afford to escape this vile, corrupt shit-hole, i am fucking splitting, jack.
denmark seems nice.

-J. Kirkland
nashville, TN

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released June 2, 2015

COLLABORATORS: J. KIRKLAND, W. MITCHELL, M. MURRAY, E. SHANE, J. WHITFIELD

EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS TO WES MITCHELL & BEN FROM CULTURE CRINGE

RELEASED THROUGH CULTURE CRINGE RECORDS - 2015
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THIS ALBUM IS DEDICATED TO THE WORKING-CLASS MEN & WOMEN OF THE NASHVILLE/MURFREESBORO DIY ART SCENE. FUCK MUSIC ROW.

FOR MAGGIE, MY FRIEND.

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